Why God Created Lawyers

Satan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people would have to struggle every day, fight against their innate wishes and desires, and deal with all sorts of losses, grief, disasters, and catastrophes. Yet people worship and adore you. People fight, get arrested, and cheat each other, and I get blamed, even when it is not my fault. Sure, I'm evil, but give me a break. Can't you do something to make them stop blaming me?"

And so God created lawyers

Do you believe with this one? Hehe..

Top 10 Excuses For Sleeping At Work

I think some of you must read this one. Especially for someone who really love to sleep. Haha. Believe it or not? I think you can use this reason to you.

10. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.

9. I was working smarter -- not harder.

8. Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper.

7. Oh, I wasn'

6. I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance.

5. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!

4. I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at that seminar you made me attend.

3. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?

2. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
and the number one excuse for sleeping at work...

1. Geez, boss, I thought you were gone for the day.

This is Good for you To read?? Hoho..